I think the kids are turning into kittens. We’re a cat family from every angle anyway and, recently, we’ve made a hobby of imitating them. We all miaow and nuzzle each other. It’s a rare guarantee of affection between the boys who also enjoy terrorising each other . It’s very sweet. Then tonight: I must have spent three hours just stroking the kids. It’s quarter to four now. I think I nearly blacked out when I realised that the little one’s nappy had leaked. But seriously, they were pacified by nought but being treated as felines. I do love them.